Acroyoga with your one-night stand

Why awkward when you can be an acrobat?

Scenario: It’s Day 1, you’ve just got a beer, saw a unicorn and lost your friends. You walk around two rounds until you realise that the tent you friends were in was purple. You’re standing in a yellow tent: In a yellow-mini tent where clothes are all over the floor. Suitcases laying half unpacked, red socks falling out of this chaos and a hamster having an existential crisis in the middle of the bed. What is this place? As you pull up the zipper to unlock the tent again, another person enters.

It’s the goddess herself. Hair as long as the ambient track played next door, eyes sparkling as the sky and that body my god. You don’t have to speak, words are for people who don’t have anything to say. In this silence you approach one another and kiss gently. Glitters spring from her back, she orgasms trice and while you move your sixpack up and down, the hamster gives you a thumps up. Both in ecstasy and a baby might have been born.

This pink-cloud scenario probably isn’t the way it goes down. You arrive at the festival, haven’t showered since the morning and you sweat so much your socks have become a sponge. But hé, who cares. You’ve just pronounced your love to a beer cup and a fellow visitor saw that. She thinks you’re romantic, you only think about beer. You both get in the tent of your friend, fall down and sleep instantly. Nothing happened except for the bad breath the next morning and a dead hamster in your front-porch. Yet, you want to know this girl better right? Well, we got you buddy.

It’s acroyoga with your one-night stand. No awkward conversations and trying to figure out each other’s name. Acroyoga is purely about physical contact and finding your inner Zen, whilst being in positions one might find in the Kamasutra guidebook. You can find this beautiful morning routine at the WELLNESS Salon after a mandatory shower. Just bring your date and we’ll provide the rest. Nothing to feel awkward about 😉

Love,

All We Want Festival

Acroyoga with your one-night stand

Why awkward when you can be an acrobat?

Scenario: It’s Day 1, you’ve just got a beer, saw a unicorn and lost your friends. You walk around two rounds until you realise that the tent you friends were in was purple. You’re standing in a yellow tent: In a yellow-mini tent where clothes are all over the floor. Suitcases laying half unpacked, red socks falling out of this chaos and a hamster having an existential crisis in the middle of the bed. What is this place? As you pull up the zipper to unlock the tent again, another person enters.

It’s the goddess herself. Hair as long as the ambient track played next door, eyes sparkling as the sky and that body my god. You don’t have to speak, words are for people who don’t have anything to say. In this silence you approach one another and kiss gently. Glitters spring from her back, she orgasms trice and while you move your sixpack up and down, the hamster gives you a thumps up. Both in ecstasy and a baby might have been born.

This pink-cloud scenario probably isn’t the way it goes down. You arrive at the festival, haven’t showered since the morning and you sweat so much your socks have become a sponge. But hé, who cares. You’ve just pronounced your love to a beer cup and a fellow visitor saw that. She thinks you’re romantic, you only think about beer. You both get in the tent of your friend, fall down and sleep instantly. Nothing happened except for the bad breath the next morning and a dead hamster in your front-porch. Yet, you want to know this girl better right? Well, we got you buddy.

It’s acroyoga with your one-night stand. No awkward conversations and trying to figure out each other’s name. Acroyoga is purely about physical contact and finding your inner Zen, whilst being in positions one might find in the Kamasutra guidebook. You can find this beautiful morning routine at the WELLNESS Salon after a mandatory shower. Just bring your date and we’ll provide the rest. Nothing to feel awkward about 😉

Love,

All We Want Festival